An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her hand gun,proceeding
to scream at the top of her voice,"I have a gun,and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car..!!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.They got out and ran like mad.
The lady some what shaken,then proceeded to load her bags into the back of
the car and got into the driver's seat..
She was so shaken that she could not get the key into the ignition.
She tried and tried,and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later,she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter,where four pale men were reporting
a car jacking by a mad ,elderly woman described as white,less than five feet
tall,glasses,curly white hair,and carrying a large hand gun.
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A SENIOR MOMENT,MAKE IT A
MEMORABLE ONE"
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