GROWING UP NORTHERN
1. what's for tea mum..shit with sugar on.
2. Calling your mums mates Aunty, even though they are not related to you
3. "Turn the big light on"
4. Your gran not letting you wear a coat in the house so you will "feel" the benefit when you go outside
5. "That's it now, your either in or out"
6. Leaving the door open accidentally and getting "was you born in a barn"
7. Understanding how important gravy is in life
8. Getting the emergency chairs out when relatives are round
9. Telling people you are from Manchester when on holiday because it sounds better than where you actually live .
10. Your parents referring to Blackpool illuminations when lights are left on
11. It's spitting everybody in, everybody in it's spitting
12. It's acceptable to put ketchup and gravy on everything
13. Giving directions only using pubs
14. First one to see Blackpool tower gets a quid
15. Calling someone your cousin coz you have known them more than 5 years
16. Looking like Liam Gallagher coz you have listened to wonderwall a few times
17. Saying I swear down at the beginning of every sentence.
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