I asked the wife for some oral pleasure today.
She said, " You want me to suck you off?"
I replied, "No, I want you to shut the fuck up."
She said, " You want me to suck you off?"
I replied, "No, I want you to shut the fuck up."
A friend of mine just had some strobe lights fitted in his bedroom.
He says the sex is the same, but his wife looks like she's moving now
He says the sex is the same, but his wife looks like she's moving now
A wise man once said :-)
You should treat a woman like a vacuum cleaner... Once she stops sucking...
Change the fucking bag!!!!
You should treat a woman like a vacuum cleaner... Once she stops sucking...
Change the fucking bag!!!!
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