Wednesday 15 March 2017

WHEN GIRLS DRINK!!!

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is!!
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-Hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones butt and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realise that we now look more like a homeless hooker then the goddess we were just 4 hours ago...
5. We start crying and telling everyone we are with, that we love them sooooo much...
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song is play's because "OMG  I love this song"!!!!
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it...
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just coke, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka!.
10. We think we are in bed, but our pillows feel strangely like the toilet mats & the duvet feels like a towel?
 11. We fail to notice toilet lid down when we sit on it!!!
12. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

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