HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

Border Collie
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

German Shepherd
I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!

Dachshund
I can't reach the stupid light!

Toy Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler
Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.

Lab
Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Chow Chow
I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!

Akita
I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?

Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier
I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Kelpie
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Pointer
I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.