Wednesday 22 February 2017

AGE OLD QUESTION

I mowed the lawn yesterday and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
of nice cold beers.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the whatsits ?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the whatsits.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy
deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the whatsits is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the whatsits "
I rest my case.

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