I don't have a dirty mind...
Its a sexy imagination...
Its a sexy imagination...
What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally :-)))
Wish I lived in a world where mosquito's sucked fat instead of blood..
If you say your cooler then me, does that mean I am hotter then you?
Everyone is getting into relationships! Me I can't even find my other slipper...
When angry count to 10, then throw a punch at 8 no one expects that :-)
Inner beauty is great, but a little mascara doesn't hurt.
Yeah I have made mistakes but life nor me come with a instruction manual...
An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough :-))
My number 1 favourite
I didn't fart, my arse loves you so much it blew you a kiss :-)))))
