Jelly baby goes to the doctors, He sits down before the doctor and the doc says to him "what are you doing here your a jelly baby!" jelly baby replies "Doc its like this l have got a dose," the doc peers over his glasses and asks "what do you mean you have a dose, your a jelly baby?" The jelly baby answers "now look here doc l am telling you l have the clap!" The doc stutters "but but your a bloody jelly baby how the hell did you get the clap" To which the jelly baby replied and its so obvious

"Doc l've been f**king alsorts!"